I laugh out loud every time I read this. Just had to share.
A REAL dressage test.
A --Enter extraordinary serpentine.
G --Try again.
C -- Freeze in horror at judge's stand. Take opportunity to salute quickly.
E --Track left in counterflexed bolt.
FXH --Change rein unextended jig.
H --Canter. Or counter canter, or crosscanter.
M-F --Working out-of-hand gallop.
A --Just try to walk.
KXM --Tesseract, stopping at each corner to rub nose on foreleg.
C --Down center line, working trot bouncing.
X --Pulley rein. Halt. Salute, exhale.
Leave arena in free walk, loose language under breath.